If I were a Simpsons Character .... maybe? Probably nerdier?

10+ years ago - who would have thought this would have ever happened?

Ash's birthday is soon, but I'm waiting for Bek to finish work.
Safin vs. Roddick is about to start. I hate both those major Assclowns.


Good thing the Internet has pictures of Rory Gilmore, Veronica Mars and Lois Lane. In the same photo.

Here are some more stupid/gross photos. The blood bank asked if I could come in to donate Platelets (that's the yellow crap), and this was my second time. I find it a fascinating procedure - and you get to have a milkshake DURING donation.

According to this poll I am currently the best fullback in the Toohey's League. That is awesome.




Here is a boring photo of my boring work desk, which is quite boring, an obligatory shot taken with my new cellphone (which still sucks at taking photos). Having two monitors is actually more annoying than you'd think.

Last night I bought a 12-pack of toilet paper rolls for the very first time. Never in my entire life have I bought a pack that big, but it just makes sense. Less wasteful packaging, saves some money, don't have to actually buy toilet paper as often (I also assume that the Fruit Loops economy doesn't apply here. In my opinion if you buy the jumbo box of Fruit Loops you will eat them just as quickly by pouring yourself larger bowls of deliciousness since you bought the larger box). Also, carrying as 12-pack of toilet paper rolls on the train gives you a convenient and comfortable arm rest.

You know you are getting old (and fat) when you turn down a free game of paintball. My work offered it as a "reward" but I turned it down for several reasons (the most important being that my good friend Stu *actually* knows someone who has a permanent facial injury from paintball). Plus if you look at the Victorian Paintball site, you will see that adequate protection doesn't seem to be given, especially if you are a woman (which I'm not of course, but even boxes cost extra):



(gold... from the actual site of the place where they went). So instead a few of us opted for a long, boozy lunch followed by the viewing of Lost SEASON 3, EPISODE 1 pretty fresh off the ole ether' - as I was saying, old and fat.

The end.

Now, please post in my comments some plans/schemes that will convince my work to send me to our New York office in November.

There is a Screech (yes, Screech from Saved By The Bell) sex-tape coming out called "Saved By The Smell" where Screech finishes with a Dirty Sanchez.

News of the week I reckon. Although I *never* want to see it.

This is my good friend Dave, who you might know, on Deal or No Deal. Funny stuff.



Nice sweat.


Novelty cheques are rad. Novelty cheques for $2 presented by a chick in a wig are even radder.


Yay for Amy! (She actually won 10 Gorillas)


HOORAY!

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Kalac, you're fired.

Anyone else read this http://www.theage.com.au/news/in-depth/generation-ink/2006/06/12/1149964470111.html this morning?

I'm still deciding if I should go to Some Girls tomorrow night. To be honest, I haven't been all that keen on the latest stuff (DNA and Heaven's). It probably won't sell out though, right?

Opinions?

I like you 12" G4 iBook, but you're just not nearly as fast as my P4. You can't run Solaris (yet), and you're not widescreen.

You're also not black.




When can I salary sacrifice again?

This guy over here, has started a petition, to try and get Nike to manufacture to hi-tops from Back To The Future II. What a ruler!

Date:	2006-03-30 16:33
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Send me an email if you want the Series 2 Ricky Gervais Podcast, free because I try to be a good bloke, and free from the evil shackles of DRM.

According to this article, Tom DeLonge is in Linkin Park.

Further proving my point that Music Journos are a waste of air, and are as important as 'fashion' journalists.

pencil this in your diary:

Why oh why do they have to play Cool Runnings before every Winter Olympics? Why can't they just put some Skeleton on already? Why am I such a loser to be in such a predicament to actually care?

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funniest thing I've seen on the ol' Interweb for a while:
http://b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/